And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Randomize
