Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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