The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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