The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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