4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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