What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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