He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
i dont even know how to be here
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
How naked do you want me to be?
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