I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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