I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Congratulations! We have a period
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
