# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
