I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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