k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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