Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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