A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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