He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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