Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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