Your tits are I can't wait for
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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