the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
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