I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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