so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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