David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
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