i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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