i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
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