They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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