Sponge bath it is.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
It's blow job season.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Randomize
