There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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