What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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