This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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