Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I touched a dick in church today
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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