we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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