You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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