i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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