There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
