If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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