I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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