im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
don't judge my taste in strippers
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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