Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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