you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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