he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
