You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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