Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Randomize
