508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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