He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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