Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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