I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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