what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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