Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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