I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I currently don't understand fingers.
Randomize
