thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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