I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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