Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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