he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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