I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
you would pick up someone in the library
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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