Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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